I haven’t had a chance to read rid 32 yet but I’d really like to know how a multi tonne giant robot can be dragged about in any way possibly resembling stealthy.
Practice? With what? Unconsious Prowl? Drunk Prowl? Workaholic Prowl that doesn’t want to go to berth? I NEED TO KNOW!
Translation: I’m so fucking done with your shit. I s2g if you keep cock blocking me bro I’ll follow you to the ends of the Earth and haunt you with my cello music you punk.
Megatron: Optimus Prime??? hahaha what a nerd loser amirite? [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Optimus spill out of his subspace] w-what a stupid idea i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically venting] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of Optimus toys scatter across the floor] shit fcuk listen if you say anything about this ill rip out your voice box
Bumblebee saw way too much…
Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Kup (Transformers), Arcee (Transformers), Chromedome (Transformers), Jetfire (Transformers), Alpha Trion
Additional Tags: AU, AU tv series
Director Barber and co. learn why it is impossible to direct a transformers tv series.
That otp that you ship every way like brotp, otqp, otp, friends with benefits, soulmates, star crossed lovers, best friends since birth, forbidden lovers, and you just know that you’re never gonna ship a ship like this ever again
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do